Monday 15 March 2010

5

THE KRONICKS OF DEUSMONS

CHAPTEIR 5.

DESSMONDE, being a manne of the stoutnesse of the Mynde, and also the courporeal Fleshe, did go unto the battle-field, and as suche, he did dwelle in the Encampamente, and he was fourced to share his Chambres with the other Worriers, and yea, he slept in a Tente, and yea, it was divyded unto two Segementes, each coumpouring two Soulders, and Desmound did sleepe thuslie. And yea, he slept upon the Carapet, with a Manne, and this man was called Mr. Reberte, and yea, he was impress'd unto the Servise, for he was suspeckted to be a Coumunisste, and yea, Desmonde learned of the wayes of the Worlde, and yea, he did go with the Menne, into the Foreste, and yea, he did gather Herbes, and and Logges, and also the Dunge of Animales, and he did take them unto the Fyre, and he did inhale the Vapours, and it wasse goode.

Houever, one Daye, upon the Heate of Battel, yea, the Morale, it being Lowe, and yea, being Menne of the Worlde, the soulders did coume unto the Towne, which was near-by, and they did acquire several Prostitues, and they did take them upon the Encampamente, and yea, they did enjoy their Compagnie, and they did lay with them, such that they would Know each Other, and yea, it wasse goode. And thusly, Desmonde, he did become acquanitted with one of the Prostituse, and he did enjoy herre Compagnie, butte, he did not laye with herre, such that he may Know Her, for he was a Manne of the Churche, and he did not believe in such Worldlie Thynges.

Butte, he, being a manne of the Fleshe, and that his Genitalia did throbbe forcefully upon her Presense, and being of the Mynde which was moste methodickal, and calcoulating, and yea, his bearde, it was that of a Manne, thusly, he did go unto the Prostitue, and he did aske her to lay with himme, such that they may Know each Other, however, he did not wante to approtion the Monnaie to herre, for he belief'd that it was wronge, and thusly, she said unto himme, that she would notte, and he was sadden'd by thisse, but, the nexte daye, he went up to herre, and he did eate the Fleshe of Animales, and he did inhale Vapours, with herre, and it wasse goode.

2 comments:

  1. ...that was peculiar! An excellent Zhangism. If somewhat baffling.

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  2. it is based on your life dog

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